#EROTICTOP

“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:24 -0400

“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute

parents: these bands are distracting you from your school work

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:04:05 -0400

parents: these bands are distracting you from your school work
me: school is distracting me from my bands

Kai;gifs/endless - N°301

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:42:38 -0400

Kai;gifs/endless - N°301

edating: i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:21:34 -0400

edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:35:44 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:37 -0400

How rape trials should go:

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:32:10 -0400

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:12 -0400

shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:45 -0400

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

traversant: archetypalboner: “Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:28:40 -0400

traversant:

archetypalboner:

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

Ding ding ding ding ding.

T.O.P - Fashion Airport

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:35 -0400

T.O.P - Fashion Airport

Teen Wolf season 2 gag reel.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:46:12 -0400

Teen Wolf season 2 gag reel.

jadeita: imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:07 -0400

jadeita:

imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:04:03 -0400

elegantpaws: GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE “oh is this for me?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:03:34 -0400

elegantpaws:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

“oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”

“well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”

“oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”

“mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”

“yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”

kaiyalan: and found a demon in my safest haven. (x)

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:21:46 -0400

kaiyalan:

and found a demon in my safest haven. (x)

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:02:42 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 12:01:55 -0400

slendymeji: hello yes is this 911 its come to my attention that around 1 million fangirls are...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:41 -0400

slendymeji:

hello yes is this 911 its come to my attention that around 1 million fangirls are violently foaming at the mouth while rocking back and forth in a corner locked in their room wearing nothing but their underwear as they stare at their computer screens that are two inches from their face at 12 boys who have ridiculously arrogant profiles and black and white photos simulating a school yearbook please help this is urgent

exo;colorings

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:14:33 -0400

exo;colorings